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leine Global Moderator Posts: 196	Jokes Oct 18, 2020 7:53:35 GMT eaghan likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by leine on Oct 18, 2020 7:53:35 GMT Why don't mothers wear watches? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}There's a clock on the stove.
	*I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.*

poseidon Global Moderator Posts: 33	Jokes Jun 9, 2021 20:50:38 GMT nitika likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by poseidon on Jun 9, 2021 20:50:38 GMT How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Call her and tell her.
	*No one wants advice - only corroboration.*

tacincala Global Moderator Posts: 194 Musician: Roadie	Jokes Jun 22, 2021 22:47:52 GMT Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by tacincala on Jun 22, 2021 22:47:52 GMT What do you call a lady with big teeth that sleeps in the afternoon? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Siesta Rantzen.
	*Where hope grows, miracles blossom.*

Deleted Deleted Member Posts: 0	Jokes Jun 27, 2021 22:25:47 GMT tacincala likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2021 22:25:47 GMT I start a new job in Seoul next week. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I thought this was a good Korea move.

zaltana Global Moderator Posts: 29	Jokes Dec 2, 2021 14:46:43 GMT bottleneck likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by zaltana on Dec 2, 2021 14:46:43 GMT How do you get a nun pregnant? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Dress her up as an altar boy!
	*Where words fail, music speaks.*

valimai Global Moderator Posts: 29	Jokes Dec 9, 2021 12:09:47 GMT maestro likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by valimai on Dec 9, 2021 12:09:47 GMT What does a midget get when he runs between a woman's legs? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A clit around his ear and a flap across his face.
	*My personal hobbies are listening to music, reading and silence.*

bluegene Global Moderator Posts: 30 Musician: Violinist	Jokes Dec 15, 2021 9:51:04 GMT chimalis likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bluegene on Dec 15, 2021 9:51:04 GMT I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a bread loaf. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}The birds were all over me.
	*One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.*

chimalis Global Moderator Posts: 30 Musician: Guitarist	Jokes May 9, 2022 12:41:44 GMT bluegene likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by chimalis on May 9, 2022 12:41:44 GMT I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a bread loaf. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}The birds were all over me.
	*The world's most famous and popular language is music.*

citadel Global Moderator Posts: 28 Musician: Guitarist	Jokes May 9, 2022 12:59:42 GMT roisinn likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by citadel on May 9, 2022 12:59:42 GMT How do you get a nun pregnant? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Dress her up as an altar boy!
	*Music; moody food for us who trade in love.*

bluegene Global Moderator Posts: 30 Musician: Violinist	Jokes May 11, 2022 10:03:07 GMT chimalis likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by bluegene on May 11, 2022 10:03:07 GMT What does a midget get when he runs between a woman's legs? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A clit around his ear and a flap across his face.
	*One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.*

vox Global Moderator Posts: 58 Musician: Guitarist	Jokes Jan 29, 2023 14:39:22 GMT tacincala likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vox on Jan 29, 2023 14:39:22 GMT How do you get a nun pregnant? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Dress her up as an altar boy!
	*I like beautiful melodies telling me terrible things.*