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roisinn Administrator Posts: 198 Musician: Vocalist	Jokes Feb 6, 2020 20:55:58 GMT citadel likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by roisinn on Feb 6, 2020 20:55:58 GMT What do you call a convent girl who denies she masturbates? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A LIAR.
	*Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.*

ruadh Global Moderator Posts: 37	Jokes Feb 8, 2020 16:01:57 GMT kiera likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ruadh on Feb 8, 2020 16:01:57 GMT I heard in the news that this midget psychic escaped from prison? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}The police say a small medium is at large.
	Last Edit: Sept 17, 2022 12:27:21 GMT by ruadh: typo corrected *Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.*

nitika Global Moderator Posts: 206	Jokes Aug 15, 2020 17:54:26 GMT poseidon likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nitika on Aug 15, 2020 17:54:26 GMT I got charged £7 for a venison burger. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I thought: . . o O (this was deer).
	*You cannot walk straight when the road is bent.*

leine Global Moderator Posts: 196	Jokes Aug 16, 2020 7:33:35 GMT eaghan likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by leine on Aug 16, 2020 7:33:35 GMT There was this woman called Gill - whom once used a dynamite stick for a thrill - they found parts of her tits in china and bits of her vagina in Brazil.
	*I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.*

brianna Global Moderator Posts: 32 Musician: Vocalist	Jokes Aug 26, 2020 11:30:51 GMT vortigern likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by brianna on Aug 26, 2020 11:30:51 GMT My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
	*If music be the food of love, play on.*

aderyn Global Moderator Posts: 195	Jokes Sept 2, 2020 11:40:12 GMT braeden likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by aderyn on Sept 2, 2020 11:40:12 GMT I was in a taxi cab the other day and my Cabbie said: "I love my job, I'm my own boss, nobody tells me what to do". SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}I said: "Turn left here mate".
	*To perceive is to suffer.*

roisinn Administrator Posts: 198 Musician: Vocalist	Jokes Sept 3, 2020 15:43:26 GMT citadel likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by roisinn on Sept 3, 2020 15:43:26 GMT
	*Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.*

eaghan Global Moderator Posts: 33	Jokes Sept 8, 2020 10:55:45 GMT leine likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by eaghan on Sept 8, 2020 10:55:45 GMT I heard in the news that this midget psychic escaped from prison… SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}The police say a small medium is at large.
	*The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.*

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My older relatives often tease me at our family weddings: "Well, do you think you’ll be next?"

{Click here to show/hide}We'll settled this quickly; once I've asked them the same question at our family funerals.

Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.

kiera Global Moderator Posts: 193	Jokes Sept 11, 2020 12:04:30 GMT ruadh likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by kiera on Sept 11, 2020 12:04:30 GMT Two twins walk into a bar. SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide} You would think one of them would have seen it.
	*Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain.*

nitika Global Moderator Posts: 206	Jokes Sept 12, 2020 16:44:32 GMT poseidon likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by nitika on Sept 12, 2020 16:44:32 GMT What did the bowling pins do? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}They went on strike.
	*You cannot walk straight when the road is bent.*

vortigern Global Moderator Posts: 146 Musician: Mandolinist	Jokes Sept 18, 2020 20:43:34 GMT brianna likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by vortigern on Sept 18, 2020 20:43:34 GMT How do you know if the chef is a clown? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}The food tastes funny.
	*My music is best understood by children and animals.*

hecate Global Moderator Posts: 170	Jokes Sept 21, 2020 21:59:24 GMT angwen likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by hecate on Sept 21, 2020 21:59:24 GMT
	*The highest wisdom is loving kindness.*

aderyn Global Moderator Posts: 195	Jokes Sept 23, 2020 20:31:53 GMT braeden likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by aderyn on Sept 23, 2020 20:31:53 GMT How do you make a billiards table laugh? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}Put your hands down its pockets and tickle its balls.
	*To perceive is to suffer.*

ruadh Global Moderator Posts: 37	Jokes Sept 26, 2020 22:22:31 GMT kiera likes this Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by ruadh on Sept 26, 2020 22:22:31 GMT What do you call a dumb bunny? SPOILER: Click to show {Click here to show/hide}A hare brain.
	*Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.*